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The Eight People Waiting to Ruin Your Tailgate Party

For as long as there have been sports, there have been people getting embarrassingly drunk before watching sports. And somewhere along the line, mankind decided that the best place to chug and yell...

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Man Crush / Douchebag of the Week

MAN CRUSH of the Week: Matt Flynn THIS YEAR HAS BEEN NOTHING IF NOT THE YEAR OF MATT FLYNN. No one dreams of being a seventh-round draft pick—that would be like dreaming of becoming a movie extra. But...

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Man Crush / Douchebag of the Week

MAN CRUSH OF THE WEEK: TIM TEBOW? IN LAST WEEK’S POST, I basically said the Oakland Raiders not eliminating the Denver Broncos would make Tim Tebow live not only for another week, but pretty much...

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Man Crush / Douchebag of the Week

MAN CRUSH OF THE WEEK: TOM BRADY I was debating the coolest athletes earlier this year with one of my friends. He said Derek Jeter. I said Tom Brady. And I think I’m right about this. Jeter is really...

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Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else

MAN CRUSH: STERLING MOORE Sterling Moore UNDERDOGS ARE ALWAYS EASY TO LOVE. Sports fan will root for the less-talented but hard-working guys all the time (especially if they’re really into God). And...

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TSJ Interviews Former NFL Running Back Warrick Dunn

Former NFL running back, Warrick Dunn, was born in January 1975 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Dunn, who started playing football as a kid, did his B.A. at Florida State, where he played for the...

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Geno Smith vs. The Miami Marlins

Man Crush of the Week: Geno Smith I talked to a couple people this weekend about some college pigskin. The first thing they all said was, “Did you see Geno Smith’s stats?!?! It was like a video...

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5 Teams That Are Awesome to Watch Lose

Sometimes your team doesn’t win. Worse: Sometimes your team never wins (I’m looking at you Cubs fans). But sometimes losing can be almost as good as winning, depending on who’s doing the losing. The...

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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Barry Zito vs. Lane Kiffin

Man Crush of the Week: Barry Zito In 2003 I went to San Francisco and risked my life to head into Oakland to see Barry Zito start a game. He was everything cool about baseball. Long hair, high socks,...

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Doug Martin vs. The Los Angeles Lakers

Man Crush of the Week: Doug Martin  Doug Martin is the least cool name for an athlete ever. Two super generic names almost never combine to make a great athlete. In fact I’m pretty sure there was a...

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Why Do NFL Players Go Broke?

Sometimes the problem is an athlete makes like a Mormon on rumspringa and goes and spawns 90 kids and counting with 81 different naked fans in an epic, five-year, my swimmers are better than Ryan...

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Does a Turkey Stand a Chance? Meet Jimmy Junior, the World’s First...

WHO KNOWS THE (FOOTBALL) ANSWERS YOU SEEK? THE TURKEY KNOWS. (MAYBE.) From Nostradamus to Punxsutawney Phil to Paul the Octopus, prognosticators have reigned supreme for their knowledge and knack for...

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Football and Thanksgiving Go Together Like Coeds and Cranberry Sauce

Football and Thanksgiving: They go together like coeds and cranberry sauce, like threesomes and gravy, like apple pie and Jason Biggs. You can have one without the other, but would you want to? Why is...

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The 6 Best Things About Preseason Football

I KNOW THE GAMES DON’T COUNT IN THE STANDINGS, and or in rosters of full of future arena and Canadian football league players, but seeing as we’re at the midway point of the NFL preseason let’s take a...

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The 7 Biggest Chokes in Sports History

WITH BASEBALL’S STRETCH DRIVE JUST HEATING UP, the threat of stumbling over the next few weeks will be looming in the clubhouses of division leading teams. No team wants to be remembered as a bunch of...

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CHAMP: Jeff Tuel // CHUMP: The Mets

  Every week, TSJ awards the week’s sports heroes and lameass dimrods a title: Man Crush or Douchebag. We call our column, cleverly, Man Crush vs. Douchebag.   Man Crush of the Week: Jeff Tuel When I...

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The 6 Things to Expect This College Football Season

THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF, marking the “real” beginning of the school year—obviously classes are an afterthought. To mark the return of big time “amateur” sport, we folks...

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6 Totally Hilarious Moments in Football

FOOTBALL IS FULL OF GREAT MOMENTS: One-handed catches, last minute drives, game-winning field goals, bone-crunching hits. Also cheerleaders. But football also has a lighter side. Here’s a look at some...

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On the Sauce: Your Football Drinking Got Game

If you had to pick a drink that wasn’t beer to do anything with, but maybe especially to watch football with, what drink would that be? Okay if you had two picks. Two picks for top dog boozes. Booze....

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Natasha Kizmet Gets the Peyton Manning Body Paint Treatment

Natasha Kizmet loves Peyton Manning. A lot. She tells TSJ, “I have really come to realize how special Peyton is—bigger than just a football player in how he carries himself in public… Major...

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